Merry Christmas from Construction Graffiti

This one is from my friend GR over at Hell For Leather Magazine

Merry Christmas guys- I'm on vacation until the new year! Keep on sending those photos!

When god gives you lemons....

Make lemonade. When he gives you a knot on the bathroom wall...

...Turn it into a vagina!

What the fuck, Goya!

Guys this is fucking gross. Why did you have to go and ruin my breakfast? When you're putting Pico de Gallo on your eggs and tortillas, something that looks like ravioli should not plop out of the bottle. Goya, you've always been so good to me, why did you have to make me take a photo of this unknown ingredient and put a penny next to it to show the scale.

Please tell me this isn't skin.

Yucky.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7714408/

Add another to the list!

Looks like the tabloids missed this guy!

Teamsters!

This is a pretty strong statement against the Teamsters in Chicago- Watch out note-writer-person, Chi-Town is a strong union city- you might just end up wearing the concrete boots, or being what they fill that pothole with! via...

Get 'em Tiger!

Oh Accenture, god of calculating risk, bet you thought Tiger Woods was a safe bet didn't you? Doer? Ha.

Greenstyle!

For the first time, CMwallwatcher is actually offering something besides an offensive photo drawn by a subcontractor! Tomorrow night from 7-10, as a reader of Construction Graffiti, you're invited to check out a graffiti and video installation accompanied by DJ Tony Crush (and most likely drinks!) at the Gallery 151 on Bowery between E. 4th and Great Jones St.

Please send an RSVP to greenstyle@hwpr.com and let them know where you heard about the event!

Construction Signage

KH found this great warning sign at a vineyard in France. Looks like worker could have have inhaled a little too much!

New Dork Roofing!

It could be New Pork Roofing, which would be awesome considering how bacon friendly Construction Graffiti has been lately!

Annoying rhetoric graffiti.

How many times you think this guy has said this. Sounds contrived.



Nonetheless, I wonder what this guy thinks about trying the terrorists in New York!



I know this guy is really confused and is backpedaling like crazy based on what his former statements about trying the terrorists in the city!



I might be too after seeing a photo of this guy! Regardless. You're wasting my time and wasting black ink. Get back to work.