They say you aren't doing your job properly... UPDATED!

Everyone's caricaturing the guy with the heavy eyebrows. I mean seriously, have you ever seen a stick figure with eyebrows?


unless people are talking shit about you on the walls. Someone managing this job must have some impressive eyebrows for someone to have taken the time to do these two portraits...

Eat at Joe's

I was once approached by a tradesman that said he came from a long line of short order cooks. He was wondering if it would be a problem if he set up shop on the job to sell to the other tradesman. I told him the owners probably wouldn't go for the idea, but it looks like he may have put some effort into advertising just in case he got the go-ahead.

Non-Construction lesson for the day.

I'm imagining a lesson on palindromic words being taught to some apprentices over coffee break.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Please keep the stuffing ass-wire free.

RAT ALERT!!!!!!

Room with a view, UPDATED!!

Midtown is currently being attacked by King Kong and a cartoon airplane!

Boasting one of the finest UES views of lower Manhattan, this 8 sf plywood temporary toilet shanty provides you the most luxurious pissed on 3/4" CDX Dricon Fire Retardant Ply.

Electoral fallout.

Pretty sure that "Antichrist Devil" means this guy doesn't have a GO-Bama sticker on his car. (Photo credit: DP)

The barometer reads 12"...

Of cock.

Limp Indian Dick

I think it used to say, Long I----- Dick. I considered looking through the dictionary for 4-9 letter I words, but then I realised I don't really care what it used to say.

The ubiquitous....

What's up!!!!!

The flakes are flying...

It means different things to different people.

Morning cup of Tea-Bag.

(photo credit: MB, Location:Pallisades Center Mall, W. Nyack, NY)

Popeye.

"He's Popeye the Sailor Man. He's Popeye the Sailor Man. He's strong to the finich cause he eats his spinach, he's Popeye the sailor man."

Monster Cock!

Don't fuck with this guy. (Photo credit: MB Location: Pallisades Center Mall, West Nyack, NY)

Sign off on it.

Igor, our structural engineer, often has trouble committing to removing concrete and steel. Someone took the initiative to literally make him sign off on it.

Surfer down, Mate!

I'd stay out of the water today, mate! He didn't fair well either like our mate the Croc Hunter! (Thanks Bobby for pointing me in the direction of this Norton crafted piece of awesome!)

Visual AIDS

Thank God for abstinence only sex-ed. (Photo credit: MB, Location: Pallisades Center Mall, Nyack, NY)

Don't quit your day job...

...someone will save you the trouble by firing you for spending a half hour writing your rap lyrics on the wall.

What?!

Someone needs to help me draw the causal connection between all of these characters.

Gone are the days of "Wash Me"

Lunchbreak.

It's 12:11, and you don't hear the sheetrock screwguns running? Probably getting a cheesesteak "from the cart guy" for lunch.

Blobby...

Apparently we have a Dungeons and Dragons enthusiast on the site. This was the second picture I ever took of construction graffiti, just because I didn't understand it. I love the arrow pointing to the kilt, just to make sure that everyone knows that is a kilt.

Reworking of the electoral college based on state by state fiscal contribution.

My friend Jordan reworked the electoral college based upon each state's fiscal conribution to the tax base. It's witty and hilarious and I just wanted to share this with everyone on election day.

Election Graffiti.

Regardless of which candidate you support, as Americans you have the right to vote for President today. Please don't take this privilege for granted! Get to the polls today and cast your vote! Use it or lose it!

Loser.

This is taking graffiti to a new level. Not only did you need a pencil, but you needed a roto-zip and a screwgun to write this piece of construction graffiti.

Still life with vase and jet.

Naturally these two are a perfect match for one another.

Asshole crown!

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the biggest Asshole of them all?