Friday, February 27, 2009

Fun contractor name Friday.


Really?! Aggressive Glass and Mirrors? Are they trying to de-emasculate selling window shades and blinds?

Contractor name Fridays!

"When you've got a royal pain in the ass...." (Photo Credit: FH, Location: Unknown)

Yeah, I know it's the French way to say shower, but come on guys, Duschqueen?


"Yeah, hi, is this Dykes lumber? Yeah I was wondering if you guys sold hardwood"

Please email constructiongraffiti@gmail.com your favourite contractor names.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Today's episode is brought you by...


Come on guys, this is what happens when I take all my own pictures. I need reader contributions!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Collectively..


we all should be saying this considering that we're working today.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

How many prongs?


Nothing like an optical illusion to distract you from the work you're being paid too much to be avoiding.

Monday, February 23, 2009

Local 638!


Now that's some steamfitter solidarity.

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Uh-Oh!


Six fingered lefty and his bling-piece are leaving handprints all around the jobsite!

Friday, February 20, 2009

Friday portrait gallery


You may recognize this guy from this composite sketch.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Lesson one...


Are we talking about Italians or Italian Americans? That's the real question.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Chinatown graffiti


KA sent me this link to grubstreet- I actually took the same photo three weeks ago on the corner of Mott and Canal. Good looking out- I guess the plywood makes it feel like construction graffiti.

Construction graffiti portrait


I love this portrait so much. Mostly because it looks exactly like someone on my job. Matt Laly pop. The best name ever.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Construction graffiti cock


Sorry if you guys were expecting a rooster, but I'm sure that my regular readers were having cock withdrawal since I haven't posted one in awhile, despite the fact that the graffiti penis dominates the walls of every job.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentine's day graffiti

If you know what's good for you, you'll refrain from using any of the words on this list with your Valentine.

Jesus Christ guys, thank you for only adding the filthiest words to my vocabulary. Fur Burger? Anyone?

Friday, February 13, 2009

Friday the 13th.


Good luck getting this Nightmare on Elm Street out of your head!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

The Fuckin' Union **UPDATED**

That's right, it was on CNN last night, but you know where you saw it first!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

MTA Construction Graffiti **UPDATED**

So CM Wallwatcher got drunk last night and while waiting for the subway to arrive, he saw some MTA construction workers staging for some late night work. Perfect ball breaking opportunity. "Hey you guys! Don't fuck up the spelling of BRODA-WAY!" Everyone laughed- I think that was an MTA-wide joke yesterday.


NYDN Reports on some bona-fide Construction Graffiti! This was paid for by Bloomberg and installed with Union Labor! Broda-Way! Heyyyyyy, that's how the paseano say it!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Children's Construction Graffiti


CC from Portland, ME sent me this link to some chalk graffiti on the plywood surrounding some playground construction. BAD Children! Keep it up and you will be drawing very inappropriate things, rather than marketing for George Lucas in less than a decade!

Friday, February 6, 2009

Silly Pepsi - Advertising Graffiti

You didn't consider what your MTA ads did when they were put next to one another...


Cows don't drink Pepsi. You're not fooling anyone. Besides, the "Got Milk?" campaign wasn't that cool.


It's true, this actually might lure some Red Sox fans into your productsphere. They'll buy anything.


Don't snitch, Pepsi. Po-Po might buy your shit, but that ain't gonna make it popular with the people.


Terrible marketing, Pepsi! How do you expect to sell a product when you're advertising Herp?!

Recession graffiti


It's actually a recession advert, worded quite well!EV Grieve: EV Grieve Etc.: Mourning edition (updated)

Thursday, February 5, 2009

No kidding.


It's not a fucking wishing well either, it's a urinal- keep the change out of it!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Recession graffiti


Bowery Boogie snapped a flick of a cop issuing a parking ticket from a horse. I guess the city can't afford gas anymore so they're buying hay instead. Watch out graffiti writers, these horses can run, and jump fences.

Derrière le grand


Strikes again. Who's feuding with the local 608 carpenters?

Monday, February 2, 2009

Olympic Graffiti


Looks like Phleps is clearing a one-footer with some graffiti on it- Of course he smokes pot! That man has to consume 12,000 calories a day! Give me a fucking break!

Like I said...


...you know you're doing your job well when people start talking shit about you on the walls. Like when they call you an "Islameg flag". That's harsh.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Superheroes on site?


Lets not get ahead of ourselves.