Don't get burned!

Construction graffiti portrait #234

Unfortunately, I don't recognise this guy. I wish he worked on my site!

Friday Filth

Oh gee, I wonder what the ONLY censored thing on this wall said? I actually hope that it's not on this list!

She's gotta have it..

Not necessarily in this order...

but I bet she prefers it in this order!!

Roach Hotel

Once they check in- They THRIVE!

Come on.

Get down with your bad self, EXTREME CARPET. I bet you hang out with AGGRESSIVE window treatments and I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR MOM flower arrangements.

Tub fire!

While this won't make sense to most- One day some welding slag dropped down from the floor above which the firewatch didn't notice. It caused the tubliner to catch on fire, fill the floor with smoke and make everyone working on that floor look like a smeared goth tranny mess. Here it is, immortalized on the walls of the jobsite.

Curly, Moe or Larry?

Apparently Superintendent Moe is running this job.

Chuck Norris Construction Graffiti!

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris::Construction - Positively Correlated.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Reader contribution!

"So a friend of mine sent me this and I thought you might find some use for it on your blog. Just in case you have difficulty reading it, it says ' don't leve your garbeche here or we are goin to call the immigration.' Not PC at all and kinda ironic considering it was probably not written by someone who learned english as a first language."

Thanks NM!

Everyone's a comedian...

..when they've got a sharpie in the toilet shanty. Sorry I've kept it clean lately- this one goes out to those who like to be offended by the poetry on the walls of the jobsites around the world!

Attention local 608!

This doesn't make much sense to me, unless another carpenter was trying to say that all carpenters are hung like elephants.

Modern Day Michelangelo

Construction graffiti
Originally uploaded by anirvan

Looks like Michelangelo was calculating the trajectory of a brick thrown at an unsuspecting victim who just visited the porta-john.

It's a joke that never gets old.

Construction Love

Construction Love
Originally uploaded by Ramperto

Looks like somone got creative with some construction signage!

Boy, has it been humid lately!

Just say no.

Contractor name Thursday!

So my friend Tessa told me a joke the other day, prefaced with a caveat, as it's not really current anymore due to modern trends in 'hairstyling'. Nonetheless, it's still hilarious.

T: What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common?
CG: What?
T: Flatbush.

Sound the bush alarm!

Yeooooowww!

Kyle Croc O'Dile from Keelay and Steez sent me this photo from 36th and 5th.

Yikes- someone's been eating too much street meat- easy on the hot sauce!

Vote for Pedro!

Local 580

The ornamental steel guys are so rugged they smoke arm-long joints! Backwards!

Where's waldo?

Natural Search Blog managed to find Waldo on a rooftop in Vancouver via Google Earth. Very Canadian.