Keep it clean!

Jason runs a tight ship. Clean tighty-whities are required per the drawing.

Drawing not to scale.

This wang is nearly the size of a toddler, or an adult torso.

Hockey time.

This set of hockey sticks have gone through many iterations since I took this picture.

The ladies of the bathroom walls.

Merry Christmas!

From One Madison Park, a holiday decorated cock.

Plop plop room.

Not the fizz fizz room.

Penis with chicken feet

Thank you LuxLiving for some excellent Not-So-Construction Graffiti, but very similar to the stuff on my site.

I always feel like...

Somebody's watchin' meeeeee...

Oh wait, no. This is construction graffiti inside the temp toilets? It can't be eyes, it's got to be tits.

Seriously...

Say it out loud. Really- then you'll get it.

Dance chair?

This said either Dance or Dunce at one point- I wonder what the warning used to be.

Smile!

You're on Spray-On Fireproofing camera!

The Village People

According to JG, this is one of the most highly photographed signs between the subway and the Met! (Photo Credit: JG)

First Construction Graffiti Contributor!

Seriously was this artist caricaturing Governor Patterson? Isn't this a little too close to SNL's skit in ill taste? Whatever, it's construction graffiti! Thank you so much for submitting! This is what we need to keep this blog fresh!
(Photo Credit: MLB, Location: 145 Reade St, NY, NY)

Steaming pile.

Drawn on the gangbox that's been servicing both the Cooper Square Hotel as well as the new Cooper Union builing(Photo Location: ConEd gangbox, Cooper Square, NYC)

Uno!

Looks like Rem Koolhaas hired a street team to advertise for his new building (Location: One Madison Square Park)

For the record...

You better cover this up Hoss- it's about to be framed into a construction graffiti time capsule.

Fun contractor name Fridays.

I may or may not have taken this picture while the truck was moving and missed some of it.

Not construction graffiti...

But hilarious. (Taken at the CVS on 86th between Lex and Park during inventory)

Just sayin'

Seriously, how did this guy know?

hopeful graffiti

hopeful graffiti
Originally uploaded by chungeez

Searching Flickr for Construction Graffiti came up with something a little more docile than some of the stuff that I've come across.

Suggestions?

If it's too important for this suggestion box, there are a couple of other places you could shove it. (Photo Credit: JG)

I disagree.

It's a pleasure to see high heels on the jobsite. Well, only on women.

Oops.

Bash a hole in the sheetrock and this guy gets sad.

Nursery Rhyme.

Not for nothing, but I'm pretty sure a good deal of this is plagiarism. According to the APA, it would have been appropriate to cite Andrew Dice Clay's magnum opus, and I quote, "Hickory dickory dock. Some chick's been sucking my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch down the next block. OHHHHHHHHH!"

Too tired to aim? **UPDATED!!**

This sign from bathroom of the the Fung Wah bus discourages cowboys from standing while they pee. Perhaps the artiste from below does not that cowboys are supposed to sit while they pee.

My dad says! Updated! (More wisdom from pop.)

Looks like someone's tired of the tired of talk about the change order nature of this job.

What do steamfitters eat? **correction, pipefitters**

**It's been brought to my attention that the carpenters and the pipefitters have been feuding on the job so this is most likely the handiwork of a pipefitter**
Because....

Hands down, this is my favourite piece of construction graffiti. (note the great comeback below)