Friday, March 27, 2009

Fun contractor name Friday.

I just feel like you can't be aggressive with glass and mirrors unless you're trying to maim someone. Don't even get me started about "Aggressive window shades."

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Save the Big Fish! ******UPDATED!!!!*******

Congratulations guys, thanks to all of you who wrote letters of support and spread the word, the Big Fish will be opening for the season in a couple weeks! Sara just wrote me a message and broke the news to me. Seriously, here's to a community coming together to save something they love. BRAVO!!!

Sorry to all who are expecting something offensive from me today, but I've got something that I need to say that is unrelated to construction graffiti. I got a note from my friend Sara Slater today which basically said that a beloved Kennebunkport fixture is at risk of losing their lease.
"We are in a pretty risky situation where we may lose our beloved Big Fish . Our lease renewal is up and they want to move an Asian bistro and breakfast place in there with a few people from out of town, we have an oppurtunity to save our lease with lawyers and a bit of local influence. Mainly I am hoping that some influencial people in town would write a short letter explaining their love for the restaurant and what an asset it is for the community. I understand if you are too busy or just do not feel like doing it but it may be a big help for us. Let me know if you have any questions, and I hope you are well and buisness is great.Sincerely , Sara Slater"
It's very important that we don't lose this establishment for many reasons beyond the simple fact that I have fond memories of working there and also love going there when I go home!
Please express your feelings about saving The Big Fish by writing an email (to whom it may concern format) to
Thanks for your time- I'll get back to the graffiti soon!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009


A Kevin Cross Original
Textured Latex on Canvas--2005

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


The burden of proof hath been lifted.

Monday, March 23, 2009

Bacon dispenser.

By way of CC from TheDailyWhatNot "JR spotted this bacon drooling drier…I hate those fucking things, and just because you add bacon flavoring I am not going to buy it."

Leave it to a Jewish kid in Maine to find the world's only bacon dispenser. (Photo credit: JR, Photo location: Somewhere in Maine)

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Priority Graffiti

This is from the same house where the really depressing Foreclosure graffiti came from. (Photo Credit: TK, Photo Location: Portland, ME)

Saturday, March 21, 2009


Feeling queasy? Just pull the trigger. (Photo credit: DP)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Foreclosure Graffiti

My friend TK bought a forclosure property which had some chalk graffiti which is really kind of heavy...

(Photo credit: TK, Photo location: Portland, ME)

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Who likes pasta?

President Obama! (photo location: The Morphosis designed Cooper Union building)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Happy Friday the 13th!

A tribute to Jason. Three holes and spraypaint.

Thursday, March 12, 2009


Positively correlated.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

My dad says...

Use the heavily negotiated toilet paper!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Fun product name fridays.

Make sure to slow down and use the duck butter when your pipe starts to smoke.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Toilet shanty portraiture

Yes, this actually bears a resemblance to someone on my site as well.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Local 3!

Hey, at least we don't have anyone claiming "I brutally eviscerate women"

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Too many dicks on the dancefloor.


Monday, March 2, 2009

Ohhhh Yeahhhhhh!

Failblog with an awesome piece of construction graffiti! (While posting, a well timed message came up stating "Cannot contact blogger, publishing may fail..")


Like I said last week folks, this weeks posts will be the most offensive. I feel as though I should insert a disclaimer here, but hell, everyone knows I only take offensive photos that don't reflect anything I'd ever draw or write! Enjoy!