Wednesday, October 23, 2013

You say Car-NAY-gee, I say CAR-neh-gee...

. . .We both can agree this renovation has been going on FOREVER!

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Totally Taboo!

Do I love carpenter artifacts or what! When I used to be a carpenter I always left something behind in the walls so the next guy to open that wall up would have something to talk about on his lunch break. Gotta love the porno mag in the wall, especially when the kink is dialed up as much as this one!

Monday, October 21, 2013

Party time!

Now this bus says party!

Friday, October 18, 2013

How do you make your pickles so juicy!

It's funny that the logo for the "Pearl Pickle Maker" has a logo that looks an awful lot like "Dick Keeper" if you look at it the right way!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

LK Mallfucka!

Ganglife is alive in Harlem. I think that the Latin Kings were the first gang that I actually heard someone besides a rapper talk about. Other than that, I think I learned most of what I knew about gangs from listening to Cypress Hill.

It's surprising the resources that are out there about rappers and their gang affiliation. A lot of it overlaps and a lot of it is conflicting, but if you just look here, here and here you'll learn a lot!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Pot 'o Gold

If you build it, the will come.

I'm going to say it because everyone else seems to fucking vilify the man. Bruce Ratner has done more to help Brooklyn become what it is today more than anyone else.


Tuesday, October 15, 2013

I'm no fashonista...

But this #maxxinista looks like she had a #maxxipadinista explosion due to an improperly placed scarf! Now that it's getting cold, ladies, please take care to watch the placement of your scarf!

Monday, October 14, 2013

Happy Columbus Day!

Happy Columbus Day! Why don't you fail at your marketing campaign and simultanously make it sound like you're making fun of Italians!

Next time I see an Italian person something stupid, #twitaly.

Come and get it!

Believe it or not, there was nothing worth taking. That means a lot because I've been nicknamed "Sanford and Son" in the past!

Friday, October 11, 2013


I didn't know that there were enough Polish Asbestos abatement workers that buildings in NYC are posted in English, Spanish and Polish.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Handle with care

They will give your package the extra special service is deserves.

Who on earth though this logo was a good idea?!

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Plumbers shouldn't bite their nails.

Although this guy looks like he had a healthy diet of lead paint as a child.

Now that I'm working for a different company, Construction Graffiti photos are a lot more rare. Amazingly, nothing has really changed. The spelling still sucks.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Is Peter North a partner?

There's got to be a movie with the same title as this company somewhere.
I imagine there may be a cameo by this guy. Big n' Speedy! File both of these under Engrish.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Just hanging out

Looks like another big mess on 57th Street! If they don't get this taken care of stat, and The National Weather Service is right, this thing is going to turn into a wrecking ball!

I guess the one year anniversary came a little early this year!