Friday, April 29, 2011
Bad Advertising.
Are you kidding me? I get junkmail from a title research company that can't spell forty correctly. The slightest error in title research can be totally damaging to future owners of the property!
Stay the fuck away from these guys!
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Adventures in business names.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Architect's Construction Graffiti!
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Happy last day of Passover!
If Noah drove a hoopty rather than a boat, and filled it full of women rather than pairs of animals, I'm sure that his boat would have been *ahem* christened, PIMP-ARK (would be a great vanity plate, too).
I had to do a little etymology on the term "hoopty" for this post. Apparently, Hoopty is the corrupted homonym (If you're a regular reader of construction graffiti, I'm sure you read that as HOMO-nym)of "Coupe De" - a shortened version of the popular Cadillac, "Coupe DeVille". Basically a hoopty is a piece of shit that the deluded owner treasures as his baby.
You may now end your week vacation from fun (eschewing beer & whiskey for maneshewitz)
Monday, April 25, 2011
ACTUAL CONSTRUCTION GRAFFITI SIGHTING!
Friday, April 22, 2011
Bills Graffiti
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Bieber Graffiti
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
Curbed was right.
Mill Basin does take the cake for some of the craziest looking places in Brooklyn. Given that I troll StreetEasy daily for new listings, it was only a matter of time before I found an addition to Curbed's piece.
Not only does the listing boast an unhealthy amount of symmetry, "mohagany" steps, and a sweet water feature in the backyard, it also appears they hired the graphic designer that the Cash Money Millionaires use for photo retouching. Look at how the place glows! Bling-Bling with my cherrywood floors, beeeeitch!
Not only does the listing boast an unhealthy amount of symmetry, "mohagany" steps, and a sweet water feature in the backyard, it also appears they hired the graphic designer that the Cash Money Millionaires use for photo retouching. Look at how the place glows! Bling-Bling with my cherrywood floors, beeeeitch!
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