Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Merry Christmas from Construction Graffiti

This one is from my friend GR over at Hell For Leather Magazine

Merry Christmas guys- I'm on vacation until the new year! Keep on sending those photos!

Monday, December 14, 2009

When god gives you lemons....

Make lemonade. When he gives you a knot on the bathroom wall...

...Turn it into a vagina!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

What the fuck, Goya!

Guys this is fucking gross. Why did you have to go and ruin my breakfast? When you're putting Pico de Gallo on your eggs and tortillas, something that looks like ravioli should not plop out of the bottle. Goya, you've always been so good to me, why did you have to make me take a photo of this unknown ingredient and put a penny next to it to show the scale.

Please tell me this isn't skin.


Thursday, December 10, 2009

Add another to the list!

Looks like the tabloids missed this guy!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009


This is a pretty strong statement against the Teamsters in Chicago- Watch out note-writer-person, Chi-Town is a strong union city- you might just end up wearing the concrete boots, or being what they fill that pothole with! via...

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Get 'em Tiger!

Oh Accenture, god of calculating risk, bet you thought Tiger Woods was a safe bet didn't you? Doer? Ha.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009


For the first time, CMwallwatcher is actually offering something besides an offensive photo drawn by a subcontractor! Tomorrow night from 7-10, as a reader of Construction Graffiti, you're invited to check out a graffiti and video installation accompanied by DJ Tony Crush (and most likely drinks!) at the Gallery 151 on Bowery between E. 4th and Great Jones St.

Please send an RSVP to and let them know where you heard about the event!

Monday, November 30, 2009

Construction Signage

KH found this great warning sign at a vineyard in France. Looks like worker could have have inhaled a little too much!

Monday, November 23, 2009

New Dork Roofing!

It could be New Pork Roofing, which would be awesome considering how bacon friendly Construction Graffiti has been lately!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Annoying rhetoric graffiti.

How many times you think this guy has said this. Sounds contrived.

Nonetheless, I wonder what this guy thinks about trying the terrorists in New York!

I know this guy is really confused and is backpedaling like crazy based on what his former statements about trying the terrorists in the city!

I might be too after seeing a photo of this guy! Regardless. You're wasting my time and wasting black ink. Get back to work.

Monday, November 16, 2009


It says "living off memories of the past" below. Them's fighting words- the scene may be aging a little, but they'd still pound the shit out of you!

Friday, November 13, 2009

Bacon Graffiti! Happy Friday the 13th!

This is extrordinary. My friend Gemma joined the team at Atlantic Tattoo and did this masterpiece on my friend Joe.

I had to look at the photo full size, because I really thought that it was four strips of bacon on Joe's body in the same vein as the Bacon Bra, seen below.

Thursday, November 12, 2009


"You may have seen this photo months ago. I posted it after we left Valencia (where it was taken). It is the picture I've been meaning to send you for CG Naturally I think this is a great fit for CG and I hope it makes the cut.


Wow. FotoPRIX? That's kind of funny. Thanks to PC for your crazy Spaniard graffiti!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


Because happy bears come from California.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Yosemite Sam Graffiti!

For any one of you lilly livered bow legged varmits care teh slap leather with me, in case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin with. I'm tha' hootiness, tootiness, shootiness bob tailed wild cat in the west.

AND I've got a cock on my hat that I'm fucking a woman with! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Reader contribution!

Thanks WR! We love hot dancing ladies here at Construction Graffiti!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Construction cartoon

Even architects get bored at meetings.

Thursday, October 22, 2009


Way to really change the meaning of the message by adding one word, changing one letter and a changing the punctuation!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009


Awesome guys. Real mature.

Buckfart was actually what the image on Boing Boing was called- I actually think that's the most hilarious part.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Wasted Talent.

Yes, you're wasting your talent as a construction worker. Get back to work.

Monday, October 19, 2009

One year of construction graffiti!

Thanks guys for making my year of photographing construction graffiti so special. New projects coming up means new graffiti! Tell your friends, I love reader contributions!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Construction porno Friday! NSFW!

I'm sorry, it's too late if you already opened this post. You mind as well embrace the filth we look at daily.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Graffiti

Spotted at the William Beaver House.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Astoria represent!

I didn't realize self-loathing was a Greek trait. This guy clearly doesn't run with Byzantio's crew!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


'Nuf Said. Via Roger...

This bathroom sponsored by black markers.

No space left un-marked. Incredible.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Well at least...

We know that someone from the brotherhood didn't make this egregious spelling mistake.


IBEW sure gets jerked around, er, as far as construction graffiti is concerned. Heh.

C++ graffiti

"This was photographed under an overpass in Palo Alto near a CalTrain station. Only in Silicon Valley" via BoingBoing

Friday, October 9, 2009

Political Fridays.


Thursday, October 8, 2009

Namibian Lottery

Hi Sirs I have a fortune that I must split with an amarican and you are the one that I have to choose so please give me your social security number and your address so that I might not confuse you with someone else because this fortune is half yours- I need your bank account number and pin so I can wire transfer the money.

Yours in fortune
I.P. Daily

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

What would Dan Brown do?

Probably make a reference to the occult and write something in a code below...maybe it's written in DA VINCI CODE!! Wait, an Obama reference too?

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Bombs away.

I told you I had loads of offensive material.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Cute pup..

I guess it does tricks too!

Friday, October 2, 2009

Gamer graffiti d00d

I have nothing to say but guard your crocolisk! We have a level 14 knight elf pimp on the site and he's telling people to eat his nuts!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Construction Hoist Graffiti

He may be sad at work, but he's in the Operating Engineer's Union, so he offsets those tears with the laughs you can hear all the way to the bank!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Skunk Graffiti.

Could someone please translate what was written in the characters? I really want to know what it says!