Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Speaking of cigarettes.

I guess that nic-fit wasn't that bad.

Ten minutes after I took this picture, the cigarette was gone. It is the ten minute rule, right?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


AP, had to steal your photo (and your caption). Screams Construction Graffiti.

This guy approves.

Thanks to these guys for the great Bill Clinton pic and always rating things thumbs up or down.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Shooting Gallery

What?! Sir Norman Foster's design for the Sperone Westwater Gallery has become a target for *ahem* mudslinging?

Curbed reported that a neighbour, Charles Saulson flung a log over onto the gallery in protest of his belief that they're 4.8" OVER THE LINE!

Mark it ZERO Sperone, my friend, you are entering a world of pain.

Earthquake/Irene Graffiti!

Two natural disasters in less than one week!

Pretty large tree down a block away from Meier's On Prospect Park.

If earthquakes were assigned names, I'd name that last one Aaron Polsky! Lets help shake things up for the master "cocktologist" (if that's not construction graffiti, I don't know what is) and help him showcase his skills in Las Vegas for Auchentoshan.

Watch the Youtube Video- the person with the most views wins!

Yucky Graffiti!

The job's got to be slow and devoid of talent if the most creative thing your workers are doing is circling boogers they smeared on the wall while sitting on the can.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Southeast Asian Construction Signage!

I sort of wish that someone defaced this sign a little bit. It's set up perfectly for the death of Kynette by Stallone in Cliffhanger - see the sequence below.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Graffiti thief update!

Problem solved!

Turns out it was someone in the accused thief's office who was the one stealing from my site!

I appreciate the apology, MyConstructionArt!

Send me their photo so that I can deface the real thief's face!

Anime Cat

Doesn't give a fuck. It will pee ninja stars.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

This asshole is still copying me!

UPDATE: Look here. He came clean!

Are you kidding?! Yesterday afternoon (8/24/11)this polesmoker tweets

#NeverApologizeFor your crazy habits, like this:


See the date, fuckhead? October 24th, 2008. 130 weeks before you started your lame fucking blog!

Hispanic MTA Graffiti!!

Whaaaat! A new train? Spotted this MTA-style bulletin in the subway today announcing a campaign to promote the substitution of the N train for the ñ train in honor of Hispanic Heritage Month!

Check out their website!


Unicorn Porn

Too good. Thank you AM for tagging SC in your facebook picture. This is amazing.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Was it an earthquake?

That made all these people evacuate their offices in the Financial District?

Or this Afro-Wrecking ball in the Subway? Watch out, people!

Loose Lips...

Sink ships! Shut yo' damn mouth!

You're hurting my self-estime!

Monday, August 22, 2011

ALF Graffiti!

With the 2012 campaign season just gearing up, the news will sure to be dominated by construction graffiti approved mudslinging. Take this candidate for starters. A treasure trove of photos and quotes exist over at Roger Gastman's blog

But my muckracking found that our furry friend is a bona fide hoarder!

Knowing our favorite Alien Life Form's insatiable appetite for cats, I'm sure at the bottom of the pile you might be able to find one of these Engrish approved cereal bowls.

Friday, August 19, 2011

Copycat graffiti update!

This just in. This wanker was even too fucking lazy to change the filenames of the photos he stole from me!

His post from Mark C., NJ 8.18.11 that I named cookieman.jpg is MY FUCKING PHOTO!

His post from Mark C, NJ 5/17/11 that my first fucking contributor to construction graffiti named IMG_2141.jpg is MY FUCKING PHOTO!

In case you're wondering, his site is

Please leave comments about what an unoriginal bastard this guy is.

Take my photos off of your site. Oh wait, you wouldn't have a site without mine. You really should just take it down.

Who's idea was this?

Once a haven for hookers, drug dealers and peep shows, Curbed reported today about the latest addition to the Disneyfication of Times Square.

Yep. Meeting bowls.

I don't know why they just didn't go a step farther and make them spin.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Mr. T Graffiti!

I pity the fool who use another carting company!

Enough Jibber-Jabber - Let's roll.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


UPDATE: Look here. He came clean!

You have got to be fucking kidding me!

So this architect in Jersey looks at my site, and thinks it's a good idea so he copies the idea. Fair enough- I welcome competition to make sure that my brand stays healthy.

He registers his JV site on the 25th of April, 2011 with a photo he might have taken on a jobsite. God knows that architects love visiting jobsites to ensure that the job comes to a screeching halt (no offense guys, but you know that everything you do makes it harder for us to finish a job).

He launches his site on May 10. He sets up a twitter feed and asked me to follow on May 13th. Fair enough- if he's got good shit, I'd love to see it! I'd even link to it!

He visits my site from his work computer at on May 16th and 17th and looks at 27+ pages each day, spending a total of 15 minutes average each day (thank you Google analytics).

He can barely wait a day with this goldmine that he discovered.

His May 18th post is MY FUCKING PHOTO!

His May 20th post is MY FUCKING PHOTO!

That photo from "Kim S., NJ 5/26/11" MY FUCKING PHOTO!

That tweet on May, 26th about #everymanshouldknowhowto draw a kick #butt tractor trailer MY FUCKING PHOTO! (Obviously your most treasured stolen item, since you keep re-tweeting it with sad-ass trending hash tags. 7/11, 8/5)

That tweet about #thingsthatdontmakesense, MY FUCKING PHOTO!

June 2nd tweet? MY FUCKING PHOTO!

June 4th tweet? MY FUCKING PHOTO! (Especially fraudulent because it was taken in Italy)

Here's a photo that I'm sure you won't steal! I finally found a use for MS Paint!

Dude, you're a fucking clown and your site wouldn't exist without photos that I took. You know which ones they are. Remove them. Sack up and know when you're beat.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Trading Floor Graffiti

Since we're rallying today, lets check out what's happening on the trading floor.

Watch the guy walking by the camera.

Amazing. Someone put a dick on his back.

Amazing blog by the way too. This guy is a caption machine.

MTA Graffiti

Not only is the R train the dirtiest as reported by the Straphangers Campaign, but it also just decided to stop this morning while I was on it, unannounced!

It sounded like we hit something, and then we waited for about a half hour, and then they said that we were going to have to get off of the train and walk out the back.

Luckily, we didn't have to walk that far through the tunnel, but it'll be sure to fuck up the R downtown line for the rest of the day!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Peacock Graffiti!

Who knew this peacock I saw on 5th avenue last night would make national news. Oh wait- the pride and arrogance of a peacock strutting is a brilliant metaphor for the self-aggrandizing bullshit we've witnessed in our government recently!

Ha Ha, you stupid peacock, you're stuck on a ledge, why can't you fly down!?

Nice work Congress! The stock market is tanking for a ninth day in a row, and you're still so proud of what you've accomplished and all the time you spent doing it!