Friday, May 2, 2014

Gawker posted this tweet yesterday which was as good as Construction Graffiti.


The very next day, walking by my jobsite, dude was working on his Madison Avenue visor game. Get the fuck out!



New jobsite, new graffiti. Stay tuned - the subcontractors are ramping up!

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Old Streeteasy

So while everyone is crying about Streeteasy being dead to them since Zillow bought it, I'm still using it as if nothing changed.


I really hate that it's been watered it down and all of the amazing brains that created it and made it what it is are no longer part of the company, but I'm going to keep using this link until it's dead.

I can assure you that once it's dead though, I'm dropping my paid subscription and telling everyone I know to do the same. I can get all the information that I got from Streeteasy without it, I just prefer to use it the way that I used to.

Wake up Zillow. If you want to keep us, allow paid users to access the old site forever. 

To close with a popular cliche in the construction world, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Monday, November 4, 2013

Tribeca? Pssssssssht! Don't waste your money!

I know How to Spend It and the FT definitely won't cover this one!
Blow your wad in Prospect Park! $2628/sf Give me a fucking break! I don't even get to look at real photos in the listing or read original copy!

I feel bad giving this listing any publicity at all because the price is so absolutely ridiculous, but you know, borkers [sic] gotta eat too!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

You say Car-NAY-gee, I say CAR-neh-gee...

. . .We both can agree this renovation has been going on FOREVER!


Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Totally Taboo!

Do I love carpenter artifacts or what! When I used to be a carpenter I always left something behind in the walls so the next guy to open that wall up would have something to talk about on his lunch break. Gotta love the porno mag in the wall, especially when the kink is dialed up as much as this one!

Monday, October 21, 2013

Party time!


Now this bus says party!

Friday, October 18, 2013

How do you make your pickles so juicy!

It's funny that the logo for the "Pearl Pickle Maker" has a logo that looks an awful lot like "Dick Keeper" if you look at it the right way!

Thursday, October 17, 2013

LK Mallfucka!

Ganglife is alive in Harlem. I think that the Latin Kings were the first gang that I actually heard someone besides a rapper talk about. Other than that, I think I learned most of what I knew about gangs from listening to Cypress Hill.

It's surprising the resources that are out there about rappers and their gang affiliation. A lot of it overlaps and a lot of it is conflicting, but if you just look here, here and here you'll learn a lot!

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Pot 'o Gold

If you build it, the will come.

I'm going to say it because everyone else seems to fucking vilify the man. Bruce Ratner has done more to help Brooklyn become what it is today more than anyone else.

#hellobrooklyn

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

I'm no fashonista...

But this #maxxinista looks like she had a #maxxipadinista explosion due to an improperly placed scarf! Now that it's getting cold, ladies, please take care to watch the placement of your scarf!