Nice Jelly Jars!

The glass fixtures which serve the same purpose as these temporary electrical fixtures on construction sites are called Jelly Jars. I doubt the irony was lost on this artist, who was likely an electrician.

I love it! Nice find LL.

Honey, would you go out back and check on dinner?

Get the hell out! This brings a whole new meaning to galley kitchen!

Okay- sort of cool use of space with the fridge built into the bar. Also interesting use of space with the compact dishwasher coming out of the side, but look at the STOVE!

Assuming those are 3.5" floorboards, you can see 6 of them before the edge of the stove. That's 21" between the wall and the stove, completely preventing you from ever opening it. Thanksgiving dinner? No problem. Just open the oven and feed that turkey in through the window!

Makes the sink area at 28" look pretty fucking comfy, doesn't it?!

Let us just hope that my assumptions are correct and these are 3.5" boards and not smaller.

I pray that the future owners never have a fire, particularly in their broiler on the bottom.

Gang Green!

Or maybe gangrene. Looks like someone didn't want to risk having that that awkward off-season conversation.



Yup, that one.

Yesterday, Callahan and Ellard. Today, Schottenheimer.

Hallo-WEEN!

Stole this from my friend SM, her MOM came up with the caption!

Way to represent Construction Graffiti, Maine!

This just in! Radiohead Graffiti! UPDATE

UPDATE: Apparently this is a lie. Nice, protesters, your lies are worse than the lies that you allege the bankers used to 'take all of our money'


Radiohead is playing a free show at the Occupy Wall Street Rally at Zucotti Plaza at 4pm.

Co-Worker JG says: "No permits, it's going to be fucking nuts."

Who's going to check it out?

Comment below!

Rick Perry Graffiti!

OH man. This is the most fantastic construction graffiti photoshop job I've seen in awhile. Apparently this has been around for awhile, but I borrowed the photo from The PENISto Review (Which despite the name is a totally safe for work site)



Here's the photo that the tricksters modified.



Best caption of the day by TJC: "Unsure how corn got on the dog in the first place, Perry was adamant on cleaning it off."

Don't worry Rick, Pooh is in the same boat as you right about now. Thanks Happy Place.

Excel Graffiti!

Those Scandinavians sure put the FUN in function!

Who knew that this website even existed? Or that a Scandinavian copy of Microsoft Office looks like high school bathroom graffiti to an English speaker!

Thanks for 'liking' the website, DK!

Gadhafi Graffiti!

REUTERS/Chris Wattie


Amazing. This guy has always spoken the language of Construction Graffiti, nearly as fluently as Iron Mike! The Seattle Post Intelligencer put together an amazing collage of graffiti depicting the Libyans first attempts at free speech!

I'll have to say, this isn't some cock drawing scribbled inbetween bites of a sandwich looking over their shoulder to make sure they don't get caught- these people took some time!



Gadhafi: "Please can I sleep at your place?"
Satan: "I am fed up with you, this is your last night!"

See 8 more here!

Carrot Top Graffiti

A couple years back, Tesco came out with a holiday card poking fun at our fairer friends. There was a severe backlash (likely from the ginger community who hasn't come to terms with the fact they have red hair) and the card was pulled from the shelves.



Since, ginger discrimination has been poo-pooed by the populace until today when the world's largest sperm bank, Cryos said, "No more redheads!"


What's this guy going to do?!



Um. Two comments.

1. Thank you Cryos.
2. It's likely this 'man' can no longer reproduce anyway.

Taint Graffiti

How did this one slip past me? Nice find, GJ.