Construction graffiti portrait #235

I do recognize this guy. We call him zippermouth.

Don't get burned!

Construction graffiti portrait #234

Unfortunately, I don't recognise this guy. I wish he worked on my site!

Friday Filth

Oh gee, I wonder what the ONLY censored thing on this wall said? I actually hope that it's not on this list!

She's gotta have it..

Not necessarily in this order...

but I bet she prefers it in this order!!

Roach Hotel

Once they check in- They THRIVE!

Come on.

Get down with your bad self, EXTREME CARPET. I bet you hang out with AGGRESSIVE window treatments and I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR MOM flower arrangements.

Tub fire!

While this won't make sense to most- One day some welding slag dropped down from the floor above which the firewatch didn't notice. It caused the tubliner to catch on fire, fill the floor with smoke and make everyone working on that floor look like a smeared goth tranny mess. Here it is, immortalized on the walls of the jobsite.

Curly, Moe or Larry?

Apparently Superintendent Moe is running this job.

Chuck Norris Construction Graffiti!

Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.

Chuck Norris::Construction - Positively Correlated.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Reader contribution!

"So a friend of mine sent me this and I thought you might find some use for it on your blog. Just in case you have difficulty reading it, it says ' don't leve your garbeche here or we are goin to call the immigration.' Not PC at all and kinda ironic considering it was probably not written by someone who learned english as a first language."

Thanks NM!

Everyone's a comedian...

..when they've got a sharpie in the toilet shanty. Sorry I've kept it clean lately- this one goes out to those who like to be offended by the poetry on the walls of the jobsites around the world!

Attention local 608!

This doesn't make much sense to me, unless another carpenter was trying to say that all carpenters are hung like elephants.

Modern Day Michelangelo

Construction graffiti
Originally uploaded by anirvan

Looks like Michelangelo was calculating the trajectory of a brick thrown at an unsuspecting victim who just visited the porta-john.

It's a joke that never gets old.

Construction Love

Construction Love
Originally uploaded by Ramperto

Looks like somone got creative with some construction signage!

Boy, has it been humid lately!

Just say no.

Contractor name Thursday!

So my friend Tessa told me a joke the other day, prefaced with a caveat, as it's not really current anymore due to modern trends in 'hairstyling'. Nonetheless, it's still hilarious.

T: What do Brooklyn and pantyhose have in common?
CG: What?
T: Flatbush.

Sound the bush alarm!

Yeooooowww!

Kyle Croc O'Dile from Keelay and Steez sent me this photo from 36th and 5th.

Yikes- someone's been eating too much street meat- easy on the hot sauce!

Vote for Pedro!

Local 580

The ornamental steel guys are so rugged they smoke arm-long joints! Backwards!

Where's waldo?

Natural Search Blog managed to find Waldo on a rooftop in Vancouver via Google Earth. Very Canadian.

When a vinegar truck crashes into a water truck...

What sound is produced?


DOUCHE!
(I know this is not a construction sign, but I love the name of this company)

Do not

Stand whilst you pee, cowboy.

Watch out!

Constructon Sign Week

In honor of Memorial Day (and the short work week), and how dangerous the construction industry can be, I'm going to be posting construction signs this week. (Photo Location: San Diego, Photo Credit: SJ)

Happy Memorial Day

This one goes out to those have given their lives serving our country, as well as those who have lost their lives in any line of work.

It may not have helped...

That the plea for being nice to Nickey was written in flowery handwriting!

Happy Hard Hatting!

A very enthusiastic Finn! (Photo credit: VM Photo location: Helsinki, Finland)

Helsinki Graffiti

VM is doing a semester in Helsinki, Finland and said that the jobsites are so immaculate his entire semester yielded only two examples of Construction Graffiti! Thanks VM!

Eye chart

You stare at this long enough and you'll discover, yes, you are retarded.

Precision analysis.

Guess he doesn't go ALL the way.

Shame Shame Shame!

20 Exchange place got the inflatable rat the other day for doing some non-union demo- quickest way to get the boys down at Local 79 fired up!

Have a happy day!

It's what's for dinner?

Old chinese wisdom.

Currency Graffiti

This looks strikingly similar to graffiti that we see on our jobsites, just a little more politically correct. This comes from CR in Maine- I wonder what illegals they're talking about- French Canadians? Who would roof the houses? Who would hang the drywall?! I'm not calling my senator!

Politically correct.

I wish I had a play by play on which graffiti appeared first. Would have been an interesting place to affirm your love for #41, pretty typical place to affirm your love for cuninlingus, amazing place to affirm your love for cannibalism!

The real Blago.

So Blago's gotten a lot of press lately, not for being charming and politically corrupt, but actually for being the object of construction graffiti! These stencils have been popping up all around the city of Chicago. I'd imagine if one of these popped up on one of my sites he'd have a huge cock drawn near his face within about 15 seconds.

Spellunking, anyone?

I can only imagine what type of conversation led to this fine piece of artwork. Maybe they were looking for Rod Blagojevich jogging in the dark?

Le plat du jour!

Penis cake? On a job site? Where's the bachelorette?!

Sorry about the short hiatus, but I'm back with hundreds of new photos! Please send me some material so we can keep this site fresh!

-CMwallwatcher

International Construction Graffiti

This was on a building under construction on 7th street in Bogota, Colombia. Thanks JR! Keep on sending those pictures!

A complete overdose

Of cock!

Sorry for the less than regular posting to all of you who count on me to offend whomever may be looking over your shoulder- I've got plenty of fresh new material but it's trapped on my computer at home which is a little under the weather- I'll be posting every day soon enough!

(Photo Credit: CI)

Rough day..

(Photo Credit: CI)

Reader contribution!!

"I spotted this on Leonard Street and West Broadway on Saturday morning.Poor Jimmy 14...his day must suck." (Photo Credit: OM)

My guess is Jimmy belongs to the local14 operating engineers union. His day may suck, but that guy gets to laugh all the way to the bank.

Magnificent company name Monday.

CAR sent me a photo of this classic Maine septic tank business. Blow Bros - "We're #1 in the #2 business!" See some of his photography at his website C.A. Roper Photography

Room with a view

I had a couple drinks at the Cooper Square Hotel the other night and knowing that it was still under construction, several jiggers of gin gave me the courage to hit the 21 button on the elevator. It opened up to a donut-shaped room where the closets and toilets in the donut-hole, with room for the beds and tubs (his and hers on opposite sides of the floorplan!) around the 360-degree wall of floor to ceiling windows. Amazing.

Oh yeah?

Not funny.

Today's episode is brought you by...

The numbers

and the letters H - O - E

That's a tall HOE.

Recession graffiti

Photo location: Wall Street downtown 4+5 train stairs.