Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Keep it clean!

Jason runs a tight ship. Clean tighty-whities are required per the drawing.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Drawing not to scale.

This wang is nearly the size of a toddler, or an adult torso.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Hockey time.

This set of hockey sticks have gone through many iterations since I took this picture.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Christmas!

From One Madison Park, a holiday decorated cock.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Plop plop room.

Not the fizz fizz room.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Penis with chicken feet

Thank you LuxLiving for some excellent Not-So-Construction Graffiti, but very similar to the stuff on my site.

I always feel like...

Somebody's watchin' meeeeee...

Oh wait, no. This is construction graffiti inside the temp toilets? It can't be eyes, it's got to be tits.

Monday, December 22, 2008


Say it out loud. Really- then you'll get it.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Dance chair?

This said either Dance or Dunce at one point- I wonder what the warning used to be.

Saturday, December 20, 2008


You're on Spray-On Fireproofing camera!

Friday, December 19, 2008

The Village People

According to JG, this is one of the most highly photographed signs between the subway and the Met! (Photo Credit: JG)

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

First Construction Graffiti Contributor!

Seriously was this artist caricaturing Governor Patterson? Isn't this a little too close to SNL's skit in ill taste? Whatever, it's construction graffiti! Thank you so much for submitting! This is what we need to keep this blog fresh!
(Photo Credit: MLB, Location: 145 Reade St, NY, NY)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Steaming pile.

Drawn on the gangbox that's been servicing both the Cooper Square Hotel as well as the new Cooper Union builing(Photo Location: ConEd gangbox, Cooper Square, NYC)

Monday, December 15, 2008


Looks like Rem Koolhaas hired a street team to advertise for his new building (Location: One Madison Square Park)

Saturday, December 13, 2008

For the record...

You better cover this up Hoss- it's about to be framed into a construction graffiti time capsule.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Fun contractor name Fridays.

I may or may not have taken this picture while the truck was moving and missed some of it.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Not construction graffiti...

But hilarious. (Taken at the CVS on 86th between Lex and Park during inventory)

Just sayin'

Seriously, how did this guy know?

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

hopeful graffiti

hopeful graffiti
Originally uploaded by chungeez
Searching Flickr for Construction Graffiti came up with something a little more docile than some of the stuff that I've come across.


If it's too important for this suggestion box, there are a couple of other places you could shove it. (Photo Credit: JG)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

I disagree.

It's a pleasure to see high heels on the jobsite. Well, only on women.

Saturday, December 6, 2008


Bash a hole in the sheetrock and this guy gets sad.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Nursery Rhyme.

Not for nothing, but I'm pretty sure a good deal of this is plagiarism. According to the APA, it would have been appropriate to cite Andrew Dice Clay's magnum opus, and I quote, "Hickory dickory dock. Some chick's been sucking my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch down the next block. OHHHHHHHHH!"

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Too tired to aim? **UPDATED!!**

This sign from bathroom of the the Fung Wah bus discourages cowboys from standing while they pee. Perhaps the artiste from below does not that cowboys are supposed to sit while they pee.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My dad says! Updated! (More wisdom from pop.)

Looks like someone's tired of the tired of talk about the change order nature of this job.

Monday, December 1, 2008

What do steamfitters eat? **correction, pipefitters**

**It's been brought to my attention that the carpenters and the pipefitters have been feuding on the job so this is most likely the handiwork of a pipefitter**

Hands down, this is my favourite piece of construction graffiti. (note the great comeback below)

Sunday, November 30, 2008

They say you aren't doing your job properly... UPDATED!

Everyone's caricaturing the guy with the heavy eyebrows. I mean seriously, have you ever seen a stick figure with eyebrows?

unless people are talking shit about you on the walls. Someone managing this job must have some impressive eyebrows for someone to have taken the time to do these two portraits...

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Eat at Joe's

I was once approached by a tradesman that said he came from a long line of short order cooks. He was wondering if it would be a problem if he set up shop on the job to sell to the other tradesman. I told him the owners probably wouldn't go for the idea, but it looks like he may have put some effort into advertising just in case he got the go-ahead.

Friday, November 28, 2008

Non-Construction lesson for the day.

I'm imagining a lesson on palindromic words being taught to some apprentices over coffee break.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Happy Thanksgiving!

Please keep the stuffing ass-wire free.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Room with a view, UPDATED!!

Midtown is currently being attacked by King Kong and a cartoon airplane!

Boasting one of the finest UES views of lower Manhattan, this 8 sf plywood temporary toilet shanty provides you the most luxurious pissed on 3/4" CDX Dricon Fire Retardant Ply.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Electoral fallout.

Pretty sure that "Antichrist Devil" means this guy doesn't have a GO-Bama sticker on his car. (Photo credit: DP)

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Limp Indian Dick

I think it used to say, Long I----- Dick. I considered looking through the dictionary for 4-9 letter I words, but then I realised I don't really care what it used to say.

Friday, November 21, 2008

The ubiquitous....

What's up!!!!!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The flakes are flying...

It means different things to different people.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Morning cup of Tea-Bag.

(photo credit: MB, Location:Pallisades Center Mall, W. Nyack, NY)

Saturday, November 15, 2008


"He's Popeye the Sailor Man. He's Popeye the Sailor Man. He's strong to the finich cause he eats his spinach, he's Popeye the sailor man."

Friday, November 14, 2008

Monster Cock!

Don't fuck with this guy. (Photo credit: MB Location: Pallisades Center Mall, West Nyack, NY)

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Sign off on it.

Igor, our structural engineer, often has trouble committing to removing concrete and steel. Someone took the initiative to literally make him sign off on it.