Tribeca? Pssssssssht! Don't waste your money!

I know How to Spend It and the FT definitely won't cover this one!

Blow your wad in Prospect Park! $2628/sf Give me a fucking break! I don't even get to look at real photos in the listing or read original copy!

I feel bad giving this listing any publicity at all because the price is so absolutely ridiculous, but you know, borkers [sic] gotta eat too!