American Psycho Listing Graffiti

If Patrick Bateman were a real estate listing, he would be this one.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.



Only an entity-- something illusory.



And though I can hide my cold gaze...



and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...



and may be you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,



I simply am not there.

Sartorialist/ Bret Easton Ellis Graffiti

Woah Scott! Your advice is sounding awful familiar this week! It's not the same advice, but the didactic tone about BOLDS sounds very similar!



"The choice of color is extremely important. Because of the shirt's boldness, if you make the wrong choice, everyone will notice. To be honest, I can't really imagine a loud purple shirt looking good on anyone.

Along those same lines, I think it would also be a mistake to try and match a boldly colored shirt with an equally bold patterned suit. We'll see how this emerging trend plays out, but let's watch this with a very cautious eye. "



“ Now, John. . .” I clear my throat. “You’ve got to wear clothes in proportion to your physique,” I begin, talking to nobody. “There are definite dos and don’ts, good buddy of wearing a bold-striped shirt. A bold-striped shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties. . . . “

Thanks for the screen shot, TIC