Dickman.

This guy is totally unhappy because all of his appendages turned to dicks. His chest is made of balls from his dick arms, and his balls are balls from other dicks. Man! You'd think that this guy made a cameo on our jobsite...

Limp Indian Dick

I think it used to say, Long I----- Dick. I considered looking through the dictionary for 4-9 letter I words, but then I realised I don't really care what it used to say.

The ubiquitous....

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