Dickman.

This guy is totally unhappy because all of his appendages turned to dicks. His chest is made of balls from his dick arms, and his balls are balls from other dicks. Man! You'd think that this guy made a cameo on our jobsite...

Penis with chicken feet

Thank you LuxLiving for some excellent Not-So-Construction Graffiti, but very similar to the stuff on my site.

The barometer reads 12"...

Of cock.

The ubiquitous....

What's up!!!!!