Construction Graffiti - Hamptons Edition

Of course they have construction graffiti in the Hamptons! Come on, didn't you expect this?

Construction Pansy?

Yes, we all know most of these guys make enough to afford Hermes, but probably would never set food in the store because of its similarity in spelling to its blistery homonym...You get it.

This is how 'clean' my jobsite is. People think they're being bad-ass by tying a Hermes ribbon around an outlet. GIVE ME SOME NEW MATERIAL! constructiongraffiti@gmail.com

Holy Shit!

Actual construction graffiti! I have been stuck in the office for so long (and on totally clean jobs) that I haven't gotten any material! Please submit your own so that I have some good stuff (rather than three half ass shots of a fucking fish) to post! constructiongraffiti@gmail.com

Julian Opie Graffiti

What? Was Julian Opie on the jobsite?



You say a little too highbrow of a reference for Construction Graffiti?

I don't think so! Julian Opie draws Construction Graffiti (It's just really expensive and sells in galle-ries)!

Construction Hooker.

Got you excited with the title though, didn't I? Someone got creative up by Hunter College and spent a good deal of time (to the tune of several hundred dollars at a union wage) making a hooked rug on this fence.

Zzzzzzzzzzz. *shakes head* Sorry. My blog is so boring today it put me to sleep. Or it could be the Tryptophan from those Thanksgiving leftovers. Nah. Bo-Ring!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Party your ass off, Construction Graffiti style! Weeeeeeeeeeee!

Dickman.

This guy is totally unhappy because all of his appendages turned to dicks. His chest is made of balls from his dick arms, and his balls are balls from other dicks. Man! You'd think that this guy made a cameo on our jobsite...

Construction Fence Art.

This has been up forever on Rector Street, but is a nice alternative to painted blue plywood. Sort of looks like Tin-Tin and Olive Oyl had a baby girl and live in a house with a lamb and a friendly tiger.

Tiny Furniture Graffiti!

Spotted at the Cast and Crew dinner for the premier of Tiny Furniture! Check it out, kids, great new movie! Playing in NYC at IFC!

You BYOB, you pay Cockage Fee!

Well I suppose this is more Engrish than construction graffiti, but the walls of this Korean Ramen joint are covered in Graffiti, so Beer Cockage has a home at CG!