Nursery Rhyme.

Not for nothing, but I'm pretty sure a good deal of this is plagiarism. According to the APA, it would have been appropriate to cite Andrew Dice Clay's magnum opus, and I quote, "Hickory dickory dock. Some chick's been sucking my cock. The clock struck two, I dropped my goo and dumped the bitch down the next block. OHHHHHHHHH!"